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Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Most well-known for her comic language handbooks The New Well-Tempered Sentence and The Deluxe Transitive Vampire, Gordon is also author of a collection of short stories published by Dalkey Archive Press.

"All phone calls are obscene."
"I wish people wouldn't say "Excuse me," when I want them to step on my feet."
"Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on."
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